Thursday, February 21, 2008

Happy New Year Asians!


Alas, it is the year of the Rat and in the spirit of curiosity I did some research worthy of most major news outlets utmost respect. Wikipedia.

"Being the first sign of the Chinese zodiac, rats are leaders, pioneers and conquerors. They are charming, passionate, charismatic, practical and hardworking. Rat people are endowed with great leadership skills and are the most highly organized, meticulous, and systematic of the twelve signs. Intelligent and cunning at the same time, rats are highly ambitious and strong-willed people who are keen and unapologetic promoters of their own agendas, which often include money and power. They are energetic and versatile and can usually find their way around obstacles, and adapt to various environments easily. A rat's natural charm and sharp demeanor make it an appealing friend for almost anyone, but rats are usually highly exclusive and selective when choosing friends and so often have only a few very close friends whom they trust."

One question comes to mind in regards to the year of the Rat. What the f#*@ does any of this have to do with Rats? I'm disappointed in you Asians. First rice and now this. Is it too much to ask to get a zodiac symbol that makes some sense?

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