Tuesday, December 11, 2007

And now a poem by my favorite author James Ellroy...


woof woof hear the demon dog bark,
hes got a twelve inch wang and it glows in the dark,
his brain is big but his dick is bigger,
his right wing fingers on the nuclear trigger,
yes my friend hear this ode,
I forked a lizard and a lobster and a horny toad,
I'm the king of writers woof woof woo woo,
Ive got a two year old girlfriend strung out on glue,
Ill end this poem with a sauerkraut fart,
and ill pick up this book and write straight from the heart

1 comment:

Unknown said...

if i could figure out a way to use that whole poem in casual conversation, i would use it all the time.